The diary of a Milk Dog...

 Evening reader, Herbie here! Been a boring day.. Owners of 
gala-venting to school and what not. I was left protecting the home - I feel I should really consider taking up being a guard dog!


 Although,I have come to the conclusion I should be adopted by a milkman (although mum says I couldn't cope with the morning hours!).
 They gave me a milk bottle to run with ... (bet ya Usain Bolt couldn't do that!) and then to test my knowledge -I reckon...- they shoved to gravy bones in the bottle! It kept me busy for half an hour or so..

Anyhow must be off! Need to go on an evening walk for my rounds. Until next time..

Herbie